You know what's crazy?

Crazy is a woman who complains about rambunctious boys one day and makes superhero capes for them the next day. They spend so much time tying on baby blankets and trailing bed sheets behind them, that it only made sense to save some washing and safety hazards by making simple capes that fasten with velcro. Great idea! That is, until there's a 7 year old leaping from one heap of pillows he's spread throughout the house to another or the 3 year old "flying" from the couch and knocking over the toddler in his wake. I believe I could successfully claim insanity and get them to let me have a nice, cushy rubber room all to myself...